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President Common Joe Biden Plays Dungeons & Dragons

Tuesday, July 25th, 2023

Some call Dungeons & Dragons strange, others call Dungeons & Dragons a hobby, but most agree, it’s strange to see a President play Dungeons & Dragons so much. Some are concerned Dungeons & Dragons is causing the president‘s human to go insane. We’ve reach out to the its Dungeon Master, who was quoted saying, “It’s not your turn.”

We will update our reporting once we learn near information.