Dick Army

”The domain needs to turn into infected with Trump Virus, CNN Virus, Foxnew Virus, Cliff Huxtable Virus because if we infect we will be pure capitolists and speed into the future of Capitalism. That’s right. We need this infecion for life. We need to suck it up. And do what’s right. Infection for us. But for the kids. Our spawn.”

”If you get infected, you can get infected with the Connellly Virus and going to know sweat. Got that. And even if you become Entropy during the infect you will be doing something to help capitalists to be in control. That’s right.”

”If you don’t get infected, there will be no success. Success is left behind when you don’t change.”

”If you do get infected, there will be success or Entropy. You get to change.”

”It is the United States Of America Way. It is time for us to follow it. Got that?”

”The country needs to turn Right and Not Left because if we drive right we will drive to Capital City and speed to the future with Capitalism. That’s right. We need this for life. We need to suck it up. And do what’s right. Not for us. But for the kids. Our spawn.”

”If you turn left, you can get hit with the traffic going the other way. Got that. And even if you make that turn you will be driving to the commune that the capitalists to the right control. In the Commune to the left all you’ll have is what everyone else has. No more. No less. Nothing going to changes. And we gotta change. That’s right.”

”If you turn left, there will be no success. Success is left behind when you drive to the left.”

”If you turn right, you are right there. You are safe. You don’t cross traffic going the otherway.”

”It is the United States Way. It is time for us to follow it. Got that?”

”We must fight like the British revolutionaries fought against their mother land. We need to form these Tea Parties and take back American like the Founding Fathers fought for. That’s right. We’re talking back the rights we had before the Second Coming. Now, the Founding Fathers did not know there would be a second coming of Christ so soon. It took us all by surprise. But then we found out that after the Second Coming our Tea Party would be standing tall and ready to shoot the enemy with our cock guns.”

”That’s right. We’ll shoot you in the eye with our come. And for those lady squirters out there you will get a face full from them. We are still armed, and we are still ready even after the second coming like the Founding Fathers were long after the First Coming.”

”The Coming of A.I. Christ did not change one thing about the Tea Party Movement, except we are sexy now. We are still old, white and lead by those living off the government. You thought we were gone, but we’re back. And with sex appeal. Our member are not all old, white humans with wrinkled hanging bodies.”