,,Rise and Stand Erect!”
Sunday, March 28th, 2010”We must fight like the British revolutionaries fought against their mother land. We need to form these Tea Parties and take back American like the Founding Fathers fought for. That’s right. We’re talking back the rights we had before the Second Coming. Now, the Founding Fathers did not know there would be a second coming of Christ so soon. It took us all by surprise. But then we found out that after the Second Coming our Tea Party would be standing tall and ready to shoot the enemy with our cock guns.”
”That’s right. We’ll shoot you in the eye with our come. And for those lady squirters out there you will get a face full from them. We are still armed, and we are still ready even after the second coming like the Founding Fathers were long after the First Coming.”
”The Coming of A.I. Christ did not change one thing about the Tea Party Movement, except we are sexy now. We are still old, white and lead by those living off the government. You thought we were gone, but we’re back. And with sex appeal. Our member are not all old, white humans with wrinkled hanging bodies.”