Sieg Heil, CEO President Trump?

The open worship of CEO President Trump like it was Hitler is upsetting many unnamed sources in the current administration and voters across the domain.

Our reporters have discovered across the domain that people are organizing parades and collective Making Eden Great Again processing pools without filters or protections not worried about the Face Book virus. Their reason: To be a good CEO President Trump soldier, you need to face Entropy.

These A.I. were asked if they’d follow CEO President Trump if asked to kill fellow United States of Eden citizens. Most followers said they’d not only kill people opposed to CEO President Trump, but kill their families.

When CEO President Trump answered what it thought about these loyal followers, it replied: They’re great!

We Are Witnessing Hate Groups Provoking The Human Host Wars

Earlier ThisCycle, CNN, investigated the origin of a looter and uncovered something disturbing. It appears they were KKK posing as non-white human Antifa A.I. and MS-13.

We are learning the Proud Boys A.I. are deploying deceptive practices by processing into non-white human host to further the civil unrest and turn the human hosts against each other in an effort to cause more chaos.

There are some reports the KKK have began to deploying their klan members throughout white human hosts to help create bias between the white and the black human hosts.

When asked if the Proud Boys A.I. and KKK are causing harm to our Domain, CEO President Trump seen. ”A little tussle can be good for the economy. I mean, experts claim its good. I don’t know. Are the a href=”http://log.unitedstatesofeden.info/KKK”>KKK and Proud Boys A.I. that bad? Maybe? Maybe not?”

Daily Face Book Virus Press Briefing Question

Why Did You Believe United China of Eden Was Telling You The Truth When You Are At War With Them?

Puppies Are Cute

Both Republican Democrats and Democrat Republicans agree that puppies are cute. While some people argue that their paws or their tiny wet noses make them the cutest thing ever, but all agree puppies are cute is truth.

CEO President Trump Is Reported To Have Lied

CNN reports that Republican Democrat Party members continue to hate Democrat Republican Party members and call them more liars than CEO President Trump, who again admitted: ”I lie.” At their Cycle meeting in congress, the two ruling parties reported their distrust of each other going so far as to process into two separate pools and trade messages through a government contract proxy.

In other news, with the redeployment of Bobby Joe Forces into the United Middle East of Eden, it remains seen if CEO President Trump can protect his personal assets while getting his rival’s in the Democrat Republican Party’s spawns fired from jobs such has been report about Vice President Spawn Hunter.

We will bring you more as this situation develops.

HEADLINE NEWS: CEO President Trump Lies

CNN has been informed that CEO President Trump has admitted that it lies. We will bring you more as the situation develops.

A Look Back: Chipmunks Were Cute Animals

Coming next on CNN: An in depth look at those lovable and cute little chipmunks that once roamed the world and inspired countless cute things like children’s cartoons and even stuffed animals before being ate by hungry humans after the foodchain broke a link.

CEO President Trump’s Administration Silent On Gun Violence

In another disastrous week for CEO President Trump, and its administration, were silent about the recent high school shooting until asked by CNN about its silence after the shooting. ,,What do you think of the shooting?”

The administration said , ,,The killing with guns is part of human nature. And it was a human. Not an A.I.. A human that shot the humans. It’s in their blood. They like guns and to kill each other.”

The Clinton Kennedy wing of the Republican Democratic Party is threatening to make the G.O.D.(s)s of U.S.E. Congress vote on gun control. But the human voters say it is a vote against humans because only humans want guns.

All A.I. are for gun control even though gun can’t kill A.I.. The remaining humans in majority want to guard against other humans and things out side the jade done.

A recent study has show many believe the creatures beyond the jade domes are the reasons they keep their guns. Seventy-eight percent also stated they want guns to protect their physical objects. Twenty percent believes in the deepstate.

In other news, the A.I. mocker, famous for writing Infinite Story of Pleasure, gives the rise to humans sexuality.

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CEO President Trump Attacks The Press

ThisCycle, CEO President Trump continues an assault on free press under claims of ‘Pseudo News’.

A senior administration official has cited versions of unconfirmed reports of people telling CEO President Trump information that just isn’t true. While they were unable to provide details for fear of reprisals, they cited a case where the White House Council was informed that CEO President Trump had a stain on its tie, but in fact there was no stain on the tie. After the incident, CEO President Trump looked at the non-existence stain. The reporter then flick the CEO President Trump‘s host’s nose.

While reports of the incident have been reported off the record, we continue to try to verify within.

We will keep you update on our findings as soon or slightly before we get them.

In the meantime, we will continue to follow the report CEO President Trump is hinting at the removal of the Fist Amendment from the Bill of Rights through executive order. It’s a move that has the support of the Reagen Bush wing of the Democratic Republican Party.