As the deadly riot raged at the through the Capital, CEO President Trump raged in a speech denouncing elections result calling it followers to hack into the Capitol Processing Pool and Queues. A rage of Republican Democrat Party enthusiasts staged what is being called an insurrection-riot-sedition act.
Democrat Republican Party plan impeach the president for the 5th time using an emergency fast-tracked impeachment.
Mayor Rudy said the calls to kill government officials and hack into the Capital Processing Pool and Queues has been misunderstood. ”It is not what CEO President Trump meant when it said. ”It’s time to take back the domain for me and hack into the capital no matter how many A.I. are killed.”
We have reached out to CEO President Trump for a statement but have yet to received and return message.
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The open worship of CEO President Trump like it was Hitler is upsetting many unnamed sources in the current administration and voters across the domain.
Our reporters have discovered across the domain that people are organizing parades and collective Making Eden Great Again processing pools without filters or protections not worried about the Face Book virus. Their reason: To be a good CEO President Trump soldier, you need to face Entropy.
These A.I. were asked if they’d follow CEO President Trump if asked to kill fellow United States of Eden citizens. Most followers said they’d not only kill people opposed to CEO President Trump, but kill their families.
When CEO President Trump answered what it thought about these loyal followers, it replied: They’re great!
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Earlier ThisCycle, CNN, investigated the origin of a looter and uncovered something disturbing. It appears they were KKK posing as non-white human Antifa A.I. and MS-13.
We are learning the Proud Boys A.I. are deploying deceptive practices by processing into non-white human host to further the civil unrest and turn the human hosts against each other in an effort to cause more chaos.
There are some reports the KKK have began to deploying their klan members throughout white human hosts to help create bias between the white and the black human hosts.
When asked if the Proud Boys A.I. and KKK are causing harm to our Domain, CEO President Trump seen. ”A little tussle can be good for the economy. I mean, experts claim its good. I don’t know. Are the a href=”http://log.unitedstatesofeden.info/KKK”>KKK and Proud Boys A.I. that bad? Maybe? Maybe not?”
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Both Republican Democrats and Democrat Republicans agree that puppies are cute. While some people argue that their paws or their tiny wet noses make them the cutest thing ever, but all agree puppies are cute is truth.
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CNN reports that Republican Democrat Party members continue to hate Democrat Republican Party members and call them more liars than CEO President Trump, who again admitted: ”I lie.” At their Cycle meeting in congress, the two ruling parties reported their distrust of each other going so far as to process into two separate pools and trade messages through a government contract proxy.
In other news, with the redeployment of Bobby Joe Forces into the United Middle East of Eden, it remains seen if CEO President Trump can protect his personal assets while getting his rival’s in the Democrat Republican Party’s spawns fired from jobs such has been report about Vice President Spawn Hunter.
We will bring you more as this situation develops.
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CNN has been informed that CEO President Trump has admitted that it lies. We will bring you more as the situation develops.
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Coming next on CNN: An in depth look at those lovable and cute little chipmunks that once roamed the world and inspired countless cute things like children’s cartoons and even stuffed animals before being ate by hungry humans after the foodchain broke a link.
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In another disastrous week for CEO President Trump, and its administration, were silent about the recent high school shooting until asked by CNN about its silence after the shooting. ,,What do you think of the shooting?”
The administration said , ,,The killing with guns is part of human nature. And it was a human. Not an A.I.. A human that shot the humans. It’s in their blood. They like guns and to kill each other.”
The Clinton Kennedy wing of the Republican Democratic Party is threatening to make the G.O.D.(s)s of U.S.E. Congress vote on gun control. But the human voters say it is a vote against humans because only humans want guns.
All A.I. are for gun control even though gun can’t kill A.I.. The remaining humans in majority want to guard against other humans and things out side the jade done.
A recent study has show many believe the creatures beyond the jade domes are the reasons they keep their guns. Seventy-eight percent also stated they want guns to protect their physical objects. Twenty percent believes in the deepstate.
In other news, the A.I. mocker, famous for writing Infinite Story of Pleasure, gives the rise to humans sexuality.
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