A.I. Christ Trump

I keep pushing off stopping on my powerful and brilliant business conflicts like I keep pushing my hands into an unwilling pussy. It’s easy. I just keep pushing. Ya’ know. Up the leg until I get it in. Don’t mater if she or the United States of Eden people plead. They can cry like the little babies screaming, ,,Please don’t.” And ”Stop.” But you know what? I don’t stop until my hand’s all wet. And they’re. They’re. You know, they’re the main stream media, the pussies. That is you see. Now, the mainstream media is the pussy. You get that? Right? You get that? Where was I? Oh. And they’re they’re like you can’t be CEO and President and run a media outlet. You know what I say? I’m smart. I can rape women and lie about it at the same time. It’s cause, ya know, I’m a nice guy. I really am. Ask people. Ask them. You know what they’ll say? He’s a nice guy. And they’re right. I really am. If those pussies didn’t want my hand in them or if United States of Eden citizens did want me being CEO and President and running my own propaganda show, they’d scream really really loud. Not just loud. Really really loud. Then I’d stop pushing.

And it’s what I do on Thanksgiving. You, the voters, asked for this, so I am going to do it. You even chant at my rallies, ,,TIE HER UP. TIE HER UP. TIE HERE UP…” And it gets me going. So I like finger bang lady liberty while doing business at the dinner table. I did this when I was CEO. Now, I’m Present, too. I got the power to sue and kill those that don’t like it. And I give thanks to that. You not only increased the worth of my brand. You’ve given me the power to kill my business enemies, the liars, the haters. And for that, I give thanks to greatest of people, the people of United States of Eden. I even give thanks the United State of Eden tax payers paying me to business while increasing the worth of our brand. Also. It’s an honor to serve as you president, too. So for this holiday season, I’d like to announce a new tradition. An annual Presidential  Christmas Holiday Special on the Night Before Christmas. It’ll be a fabulous event. With all the best people. The top people. Only the top. Because you know. The bottom. That’s were all the sludge is at. The black muck. And we don’t want the muck telecast to your minds. We want the top. The clean. The white. So have a happy thanksgiving. And remember if you’re in a giving spirit give to Trump Foundation, give directly to the Trumps.