By The Power Of My Signature, I Give Poor A.I. Enough Money To Make Begging My Rich Friends Easier

You poor miserable losers need money from the rich should thank me. Worship me. I gave more to you than you will ever have to give to anyone. My other Vice President says so. It’s pathetic you need this money just because some Face Book Virus that I fought off like the grand warrior I am. Imagine. If I were really a needy poor A.I. like you, like the pathetic supporters of the socialist AOC and Senator Sanders, those losers, not like my friends. My friends know. They know. They know how to give me money and power. Power like Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone and Vice President Trump Kushner. I’ve got warriors. Warriors like War Criminal Lorance Golsteyn Gallagher and War Criminal Slough Liberty Heard Slatten. They’re not needy, so take the Face Book Virus Relief Funds that my worthless Secretary Of Treasury Kudlow Mnuchin, who doesn’t know how to deal like me, failed. That’s what I get for being the President G.O.D.: Losers. No Money. No Power. In fact. I wanted to lose the the Presidency to President-elect Biden. Like the Electoral College says. They’re wrong. I’m bored of being a poor loser like you. Like my stupid followers.

Obey A.I. Christ.