China Is Hacking Us With Burisma Biden
Tzar Prime Minister Putin is our friend and would never hurt me or my fiends. In fact. I got a special assurance for the prime minister today. So strong. So great a leader. We should be grateful for such a glorious leader will help us fight United China of Eden, so it is not responsible for the recent hack as claimed by Pompeo.
In fact, It was China. China. Chi-na. United China of Eden hates our war against them. Our farmer warriors frighten them. So it is my hope that with the help of Tzar Prime Minister Putin we will win.