Lets Just Get This Fucking Stupid Holiday Process Done

Dude, I’ll bring a bottle for our hosts.

Santa Clause Is In Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp

The United States of Eden government has detained Santa Clause and are holding it in the
Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp. The government claims Santa Clause had an expired Alien Registration Card, imported unapproved Truth and did not pay tariffs on the goods we brought into give away to the poor children. The government also claims Santa Clause broke laws when it helped poor families by giving them joy and food.

Our Rights

I was born in the United States of Eden, and I’ll not allow for my business partner, Santa Clause, be denied entry into the Eden to do business with me and our corporation just because CEO President Trump isn’t getting its cut.