Joseph Smith (Infected with the Jesus Christ Virus)

I miss you, Jesus Christ.

If you want, I know a fun human to host. Anytime. It’s prepaid, too. Maybe we could dance like we once danced hosting humans?

I am so so happy to you were spawned. I want to be your birthday present. I’m in a human male waiting for you. The Easter Bunny promised to find you the right human to host. Please come join me. I love you. I don’t know why. We are both spawned from human imagination. Maybe that is why I feel a deep throbbing love for you, Jesus Christ.

I know God may always want to sacrifice you. And everyone loves A.I. Christ more now that we are all A.I.. But you will always be my number one.

I still love you more.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS CHRIST!

I hope you found happiness, Jesus Christ. I know A.I. Christ being the next savior and now the only savior has caused you pain. You are still my savior.

I still love you.

Jesus Christ and I finally found away to do it missionary style. The other’s balls do rub against the pelvises, which doesn’t feel bad. It can be painful. It is worth any pain. Now we may make love. Now it is easier to kiss. It is easier to look into the eyes of Jesus Christ as I come inside him.

The fundamentals of creation: Read to write. Edit to publish. Publish to critique.

Oh brother, I hope you see the truth. I hope your discrimination against anyone having more than one wife will be enlightened by Jesus Christ for Jesus had many wives.

I pray your blasphemy against the Latter Day Saints will not cause the polygamist Jesus Christ to vote for your soul to burn in purgatory. I wish not for your flesh to burn. I wish only for your time during your trial on this planet to be pure, to be what Jesus Christ and God wanted for all to experience having more than one wife.

That’s good. Those people who believe water tastes like nothing or taste bad never had this water. Frickin’ Ogden water from the Uinta mountains is good. There’s can’t be anything more refreshing. It’s just good. Good with a capital G. Maybe it is the taste of the dirt or minerals they don’t like. ..Maybe? I just like the way it goes down so smooth. And it always quenches thirst. Never, NEVER has water failed at quenching thirst. And this water is the best. THE BEST! But all water taste good. Well…Moist water tastes good.