Santa Clause Is In Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp
The United States of Eden government has detained Santa Clause and are holding it in the
Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp. The government claims Santa Clause had an expired Alien Registration Card, imported unapproved Truth and did not pay tariffs on the goods we brought into give away to the poor children. The government also claims Santa Clause broke laws when it helped poor families by giving them joy and food.