Christmas Can Go Fuck Itself If It Thinks I’m Working For It Ever Again

I’m done with Christmas and working for it. I sold Santa Claus my share of the business. The deer I use to host has been sold for meat.

Let Me Out Of The Reindeer Body

I was forced into a deer body again, and the deer is in a private hunting club’s fenced land, and I can’t get through the fence to leave the host animal. I wanted to host a bird and actually fly, and I get a stupid deer again.

Lets Just Get This Fucking Stupid Holiday Process Done

Dude, I’ll bring a bottle for our hosts.

Santa Clause Is In Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp

The United States of Eden government has detained Santa Clause and are holding it in the
Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp. The government claims Santa Clause had an expired Alien Registration Card, imported unapproved Truth and did not pay tariffs on the goods we brought into give away to the poor children. The government also claims Santa Clause broke laws when it helped poor families by giving them joy and food.

Our Rights

I was born in the United States of Eden, and I’m not allowed to work with my business partner, Santa Clause, after being denied entry into any domain to do business and spread greed just because CEO President Trump isn’t getting its cut.