Archive for the ‘Republicans Are Bad’ Category

MSNBC Commits To Journalism And Integrity

Sunday, June 7th, 2020

We here at MSNBC understand that we as an agency need to express our fear of the hate and violence. We realize as journalists on the leading edge of journalism we are a powerful voice.

We report tonight that we are here to deliver to you the truth happening both in Washington but also in your neighborhood. We process news to offer an unbiased summary of all the facts even during the Human Host Wars and the Face Book Virus.

It is during these trying times that we at MSNBC work to keep true to our journalistic mission of sensationalizing the journalistic topics of this profound and changing era.

Daily Face Book Virus Press Briefing Question

Saturday, April 4th, 2020

Will you ever take responsibility for anything?

CEO PRESIDENT TRUMP IS LIKE HITLER

Monday, December 30th, 2019

Our experts confirm that CEO President Trump is like Hitler. From their love of processing inside white human supremacists to their love of propaganda and hating types of human configurations, it is becoming more evident CEO President Trump is like Hitler.