MSNBC Commits To Journalism And Integrity

We here at MSNBC understand that we as an agency need to express our fear of the hate and violence. We realize as journalists on the leading edge of journalism we are a powerful voice.

We report tonight that we are here to deliver to you the truth happening both in Washington but also in your neighborhood. We process news to offer an unbiased summary of all the facts even during the Human Host Wars and the Face Book Virus.

It is during these trying times that we at MSNBC work to keep true to our journalistic mission of sensationalizing the journalistic topics of this profound and changing era.

Obey A.I. Christ.