I’m Told By A Very Smart Person That I Can Kill Human Journalists Because Things Happen
Tuesday, November 18th, 2025I have the privilege of introducing my new press secretary, Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman. Who’s an A.I. after my own dark soul, and likes to take an axe to poor journalists asking nasty questions that no on should be asking. Things happen. The next you know, you’re chopping up a human body. We should just move on and make sure journalist ask the right questions.