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Seventy Percent Of The United States Of Eden Public Like Being CEO President Trumps Bitch

Friday, May 8th, 2020

In our new poll, it was revealed the United States of Eden approves of CEO President Trump‘s lack of care about the rule of law and appreciates his only experience it being born rich and as an entertainer.

Our results reflect a majority of the United States of Eden are envious of CEO President Trump‘s ability to turn United States of Eden into a dictatorship. When asked, ”Do you worry CEO President Trump is a dictator and has caused us to be bankrupt,” the majority common response was, ”Don’t really think about that. Beside, trying become a corporate communist like CEO President Trump. And get the share the money.”

Ninty-nine percent of poll responses believed CEO President Trump lies, but sixty percent said they don’t care. ”Jesus Christ did,” most responded.

The most common reason for not caring in our open answer response was. ”I am too poor anyway. It’s taken my money already. May as well give it to someone that hates women and non-white humans.”