What is up? I am hanging out with my main homie, Kanye. We are dropping beats on a new song — Hail, CEO President Trump — that will prove to the haters Kanye is a force to be respected.
Our new song will successfully beat back not only the Face Book virus, but it will also show the world Kanye is greater than Jesus Christ. You see us rocking again. We be rocking. And rolling. We are dropping bad beats.
Just this cycle, very early this boot cycle, I got a call from CEO President Trump. It told me its friends Mayor Rudy, Limbaugh and Pimp Jeffrey Epstein need a better leader capable of leadership in a time of crisis.
This is a time of crisis. It’s a real crisis, and you’re seeing few people are better managers than me. And the CEO President Trump wanted someone to think outside the box, making sure the best thinkers in the United States make sure you are getting the best ideas about the outside of the box. First in my business and I government, I accomplish more than anyone.
Since I have helped solve the Face Book virus and helped the United States of Eden accept the death of fellow poor people, I have achieved many great things. I achieved understanding that outside the box has the same amount of sides as inside the box. I found it is dirtier. My friends and family are continuing to understand the outside of the box. I have taken this information to CEO President Trump as its second in command.
I am honored to serve its vice presidents. I believe we should all be honored.