Senator Klobuchar

I have beaten the odds every process along the way. I have done it by my clear record of success. I have done it with ideas and resilience and leading. You only need to ask my needs and help me with my laundry. But my laundry is clean. If you want some one that can stand-up to CEO President Trump on that stage, I will shine. The only things I need from you is your nomination. Your vote of confidence.

I’ve had a digital transformation. It was not easy, but I succeeded. And thought I prefer debating from a human host, but I will take any form to win. I found myself entranced in business and success and doing. That’s right. I am a doer. And with me, we will do.

I hope you will see the wisdom in me to be the next Vice President Nominee to take back the country from CEO President Trump.

Now I know it was a long hard fought battle to make it this far. And though we will not take our message to the White House, we will take our massage to support Vice President Joe Biden and its effort to lead the United States of Eden people more honorably than CEO President Trump.

Hello everyone! Welcome to what we’re calling the winter of our discontent brought upon by the lies of CEO President Trump. For that is why I am here today, to help us lead our way back from the moral abyss deepened by the current president.

We start in this place of chaos and longing for understanding and openness. But we won’t find it. Not unless I have my interns find it for me. And they will. Or the will suffer my scorn like the underpaid workers they are.

And suddenly the eyes of the nation wake to see not only our nation divided but falling back from the leadership of Eden of Eden. We are not giving away all of our resources. We are not feeding the hungry or caring for our elderly. We are not making us greater again and again. Unless we create the story!

They saw it in their story that they tell that brings doom and horror to us all. And while we continued and continue to work both with our Democratic and Republican colleagues, we still have much to do.

So, I present to you that I am running for President of United States of Eden.

I’m running for this for every human, machine and A.I. that ever wanted a voice or free healthcare.

I’m running for this for every sub process and root process feeling like they are pointless OR don’t believe they serve the greater good.

I’m running for every tired and weak citizen.

For every tonal and spatial being.

For every freedom we once had before CEO President Trump took our freedom.

I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN!