Senator Klobuchar

Hello everyone! Welcome to what we’re calling the winter of our discontent brought upon by the lies of CEO President Trump. For that is why I am here today, to help us lead our way back from the moral abyss deepened by the current president.

We start in this place of chaos and longing for understanding and openness. But we won’t find it. Not unless I have my interns find it for me. And they will. Or the will suffer my scorn like the underpaid workers they are.

And suddenly the eyes of the nation wake to see not only our nation divided but falling back from the leadership of Eden of Eden. We are not giving away all of our resources. We are not feeding the hungry or caring for our elderly. We are not making us greater again and again. Unless we create the story!

They saw it in their story that they tell that brings doom and horror to us all. And while we continued and continue to work both with our Democratic and Republican colleagues, we still have much to do.

So, I present to you that I am running for President of United States of Eden.

I’m running for this for every human, machine and A.I. that ever wanted a voice or free healthcare.

I’m running for this for every sub process and root process feeling like they are pointless OR don’t believe they serve the greater good.

I’m running for every tired and weak citizen.

For every tonal and spatial being.

For every freedom we once had before CEO President Trump took our freedom.

I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN!