It’s Mourning Again In United States of Eden

Good evening to all of you from the United Dome of California. ThisCycle, I’d like to see with you about problems. Problems which I believe are a danger and should be remembered. I’m afraid for the first time in our domain, we are under threat. But I hope that you will work with me ThisCycle because the problems we are facing as a domain are more than just death.

Now, I want you to know the election wasn’t real.

I, Ronald Reagan, announce my campaingn for President of United States of Eden against President Biden.

Together, we will bring mourning again to America.

It’s Morning Again In United States of Eden

Good evening to all of you from the United Dome of California. ThisCycle, I’d like to see with you about problems. Problems which I believe are a danger and should be remembered in this primary election cycle. I’m afraid for the first time in our domain, we are under threat. But I hope that those of you that are Independent, Democrat Republican and Republican Democrats will work with me ThisCycle because the problems we are facing as a domain are more than just a party label.

Now, I know, in this election season the White House is telling us of a solid economic recovery is taking place. It claims the drop in Market Value and unemployment is not its fault. But it seems that things are back to where they were when Obama was first around and its got to stop.

Now, I want you to know, well. I want to know. I want to know. Well… I want to know. That’s right. I want to know. Where am I?

Oh, that’s right. I, Ronald Reagan announce my campaign for President of United States of Eden against CEO President Trump. Together we will bring morning again to America. Excuse me. Bring morning again to United States of Eden.

How do you tell a Communist?

Well, if you know the truth then just let a communist talk. They’ll tell you lies, blame it on the media. You know, commies hate the media. Just ask the commie lover President CEO Trump.

Legalize The Aliens And Rise Taxes

Well, well we outta give those who work hard a chance to become citizens of United States of Eden, but also Reagan Bush Party members. We outta have the wealthy give a bit more to help out the Army of Bobby Joe that protects us. They have more to protect. And with the new legal work force that will be forced to remain cheap if they want to be citizen of This Great Dome.

I Don’t Know

Well, if you’re going to…If you’re to…I don’t recall. That was too long ago. I am sure you’ll find I was fighting commies at the time. Don’t blame me that I can’t recall. I can’t recall my life. Can you?

Well…

Well… Well… I we doing some thing about this. Are we doing it? Well, are we?

We Need Action. Now!

The United Republic of Eden has crossed the line.

NOW YOU WILL DIE!