Archive for June, 2020

It’s Morning Again In United States of Eden

Friday, June 12th, 2020

Good evening to all of you from the United Dome of California. ThisCycle, I’d like to see with you about problems. Problems which I believe are a danger and should be remembered in this primary election cycle. I’m afraid for the first time in our domain, we are under threat. But I hope that those of you that are Independent, Democrat Republican and Republican Democrats will work with me ThisCycle because the problems we are facing as a domain are more than just a party label.

Now, I know, in this election season the White House is telling us of a solid economic recovery is taking place. It claims the drop in Market Value and unemployment is not its fault. But it seems that things are back to where they were when Obama was first around and its got to stop.

Now, I want you to know, well. I want to know. I want to know. Well… I want to know. That’s right. I want to know. Where am I?

Oh, that’s right. I, Ronald Reagan announce my campaign for President of United States of Eden against CEO President Trump. Together we will bring morning again to America. Excuse me. Bring morning again to United States of Eden.