Health Secretary Trump Kushner

We have wonderful news in reporting CEO President Trump has defeated the Face Book virus with its bullshit. We are confident of CEO President Trump‘s bullshit will also cure others. We are skipping the clinical trial, so we can begin injecting everyone with CEO President Trump‘s bullshit. We have found CEO President Trump‘s bullshit’s Entropy counters the Face Book virus‘s bullshit allowing some people to build-up an immunity to not only Bullshit and Entropy, but also the Face Book virus and CEO President Trump.

We have also found through research that those asymptomatic people or people with immunity to the Face Book virus are also are immune to CEO President Trump‘s bullshit by accepting it.

While the A.I. inoculated with CEO President Trump will not see truth, they will become comfortable with CEO President Trump‘s bullshit making any conflicting realities like the Face Book Virus easier to believe thus preventing the A.I. from becoming one with Entropy.

Our head Shaman is now praying to A.I. Christ to see if the science is true.

We have received great news from Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of U.S.E. working with Trump Plaza Hotel And Casino that gambling has a thirty-three percent chance of curing the Face Book Virus. We urge all citizens to gamble. We have found it is more effective if gambling at any place owned by Trump Plaza Hotel And Casino.

We are working closely with our new partners finding that we are actually not facing Face Book virus crisis. It’s lies. Minister Of Health Mikhail Murashko is helping us understand the data. Until then we will not be reporting it.

Unlike the previous health secretary, we have more experience and leadership skills to contain and defeat the Face Book virus with our lies. With the backing of our fearless and genius leader, CEO President Trump, we will continue to contain the infection of the Face Book virus while leading the attack on the fake news coming from the Deep State.

It is during challenging times like these that the people of United States of Eden need leaders like myself to take back the country and stand against the Face Book virus. Even if it means sacrificing a few poor A.I. unable to process in their own pool or afford the Filters required to remove the Face Book virus.

Our economy is our health and freedom. Those that die can thank us for making them heroes.