Archive for the ‘The Facts Are’ Category

The Washington Post Reporting News Is Fake News

Tuesday, July 6th, 2021

I repeat, The Washington Post is Fake News. And, yes, Foxnews, I assure you, is Real News. And all reports calling Foxnews Fake News is, in fact, Fake News.

Hypotheticals Like The Existence of CEO President Trump’s Mushroom Penis Are Fake News

Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

I repeat, CEO President Trump has denied he has a mushroom penis. And, yes, it has been verified by his Miss United States of Eden contestants, so it’s Fake News that he didn’t have any knowledge of his mushroom penis because he didn’t see it over his stomach.

I assure you he is doing everything he can to find a new body. And no, reports about him seeking a body of one of his Miss United States of Eden contestants is not true. He only wants to fuck them not be them. The president is if nothing a proud very smart man despite rumors he is actually deep state A.I.. It’s simply not true. It is fake news.

I Can Assure You The President Had Nothing To Do It

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

I repeat, the president didn’t have any knowledge of his cabinet releasing sensitive information about his opponent. We assure you that we are doing are hardest to insure, the American people, that this type of mistake will not happen in the future, and if it does we will do our hardest to make sure no one will be punished or face any judgement.

No, That’s Not What The President Meant

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

It’s not. What the president meant was that it is time for the world as a whole to accept realistic goals for peace.