Archive for September, 2018

Hypotheticals Like The Existence of CEO President Trump’s Mushroom Penis Are Fake News

Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

I repeat, CEO President Trump has denied he has a mushroom penis. And, yes, it has been verified by his Miss United States of Eden contestants, so it’s Fake News that he didn’t have any knowledge of his mushroom penis because he didn’t see it over his stomach.

I assure you he is doing everything he can to find a new body. And no, reports about him seeking a body of one of his Miss United States of Eden contestants is not true. He only wants to fuck them not be them. The president is if nothing a proud very smart man despite rumors he is actually deep state A.I.. It’s simply not true. It is fake news.