Archive for March, 2008

You Can Never Lie About The Future

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Remember, that you can never lie about the outcome of an event of the future. You can only misunderstand or underestimate. But never, never do you lie about an outcome of a future event.

GET A LAWYER!

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

If you think you will be caught in a lie then get a lawyer. The lawyer will help you clarify your lie and give you reason for your lie.

A lawyer will also be able to create lots of rhetoric to further confuse the general public and make your opponents waste time trying to return their attack while you plan with your lawyer you next statement.

A lawyer can also be a scapegoat for those times when you lie and have a lawyer. It is easy to blame the lawyer for the confusion. This will require you to feel okay disparaging or belittling your lawyer. They are use to it. Don’t feel bad.

Never, ever, be friends with your lawyer.

If You Don’t Know Lie

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

One thing I always like to tell my clients is that if you don’t know the truth lie. As long as the lie supports your goals and what you want to get across then it doesn’t matter. It is probably better you lied because the truth doesn’t really exist unless I make it up.

One of my clients once asked what to do if they are caught in a lie. It was a stupid question, but it is a question answered with ease for I lie all the time and get caught. I told my client that people are stupid and they won’t remember that you lied because they will only remember what you seen or said the first time. Then all you need to do is tell everyone you misspoke and you were sorry and that you had your facts wrong and that you didn’t mean to mislead. The people who know you lied can’t do anything. And the people who don’t know you lied will keep on believing you.