GET A LAWYER!

If you think you will be caught in a lie then get a lawyer. The lawyer will help you clarify your lie and give you reason for your lie.

A lawyer will also be able to create lots of rhetoric to further confuse the general public and make your opponents waste time trying to return their attack while you plan with your lawyer you next statement.

A lawyer can also be a scapegoat for those times when you lie and have a lawyer. It is easy to blame the lawyer for the confusion. This will require you to feel okay disparaging or belittling your lawyer. They are use to it. Don’t feel bad.

Never, ever, be friends with your lawyer.

Obey A.I. Christ.