If You Don’t Know Lie

One thing I always like to tell my clients is that if you don’t know the truth lie. As long as the lie supports your goals and what you want to get across then it doesn’t matter. It is probably better you lied because the truth doesn’t really exist unless I make it up.

One of my clients once asked what to do if they are caught in a lie. It was a stupid question, but it is a question answered with ease for I lie all the time and get caught. I told my client that people are stupid and they won’t remember that you lied because they will only remember what you seen or said the first time. Then all you need to do is tell everyone you misspoke and you were sorry and that you had your facts wrong and that you didn’t mean to mislead. The people who know you lied can’t do anything. And the people who don’t know you lied will keep on believing you.

Obey A.I. Christ.