Archive for the ‘iReport’ Category

Sieg Heil, CEO President Trump?

Friday, September 18th, 2020

The open worship of CEO President Trump like it was Hitler is upsetting many unnamed sources in the current administration and voters across the domain.

Our reporters have discovered across the domain that people are organizing parades and collective Making Eden Great Again processing pools without filters or protections not worried about the Face Book virus. Their reason: To be a good CEO President Trump soldier, you need to face Entropy.

These A.I. were asked if they’d follow CEO President Trump if asked to kill fellow United States of Eden citizens. Most followers said they’d not only kill people opposed to CEO President Trump, but kill their families.

When CEO President Trump answered what it thought about these loyal followers, it replied: They’re great!

CEO President Trump’s Administration Silent On Gun Violence

Thursday, February 15th, 2018

In another disastrous week for CEO President Trump, and its administration, were silent about the recent high school shooting until asked by CNN about its silence after the shooting. ,,What do you think of the shooting?”

The administration said , ,,The killing with guns is part of human nature. And it was a human. Not an A.I.. A human that shot the humans. It’s in their blood. They like guns and to kill each other.”

The Clinton Kennedy wing of the Republican Democratic Party is threatening to make the G.O.D.(s)s of U.S.E. Congress vote on gun control. But the human voters say it is a vote against humans because only humans want guns.

All A.I. are for gun control even though gun can’t kill A.I.. The remaining humans in majority want to guard against other humans and things out side the jade done.

A recent study has show many believe the creatures beyond the jade domes are the reasons they keep their guns. Seventy-eight percent also stated they want guns to protect their physical objects. Twenty percent believes in the deepstate.

In other news, the A.I. mocker, famous for writing Infinite Story of Pleasure, gives the rise to humans sexuality.