CEO President And A.I. Christ Trump

On this day when we honor the fallen soldiers who have sacrificed for this country. Let me begin by telling you of the greatest, the best, sacrifice of all: mine.

Let me tell you of how I’ve sacrificed greater, greatest, than any warrior. I’ve given up some control of my business empire. Some. Not all. Only some. That’s right. But what I have given, let me tell you, it the hardest job in the world. You think for an instant looking down a barrel of a gun is hard. Try inheriting millions of dollars and endless business contacts and a business empire. That. That’s where true heroes are made. In fact, I’m from a true Gold Star Family. Ya know that. Because we actually have gold stars in the bathrooms. It’s true. And they are expensive, so expensive. I don’t want to say how expensive. Let’s just say. Let’s just say…

…Where was I? Oh. My sacrifice. That’s right I had to stop golfing all day. It’s tough. You soldiers think getting shot is hard or seeing a friend be blown apart. Think again. Try not grabbing a woman’s pussy because you’re President. It’s tough. It’s a great sacrifice.