Dad’s A Cool Dude.
Look, everybody faces a time when their parent lands them a great job. I need a great job. So I called my parent process. And you know what, it landed me a great job and bright future.
I hope CEO Trump is watching me because I’m not affair of its threats. I mean, my parent‘s bigger than CEO Trump . I mean parent process. You know what I mean. And Trump spawn has got more than enough special favors. White House Staff Ivanka Jarred Trump should know what I mean. I hope everyone’s doing as good as me. Except them. What they’re doing is wrong. Flat wrong. They can’t even lead.
After serving in the Bobby Joe Militia, I know what it is to lead even if it’s with a name. I know I got where I’m at because of my last name. It’s an honor for me to accept job gotten by my dad. That’s what my parent can do. Now don’t ask me about my dad. I’ll have to punch you. Got that?