The Russian Love Oil

CEO President Trump has it right. He’s right about the Russians and Tzar President Putin. They’re both smarter than those United States of Eden libtards out there hating oil. Hell, the Russians love United States of Eden more than those tree-huggin’ Trump haters.

In fact, CEO President Trump knows things like pictures of our penis sent to human women is just part of being a man. Men sent dick pics to human women all the time. All the time. It’s in our blood. Common facts now. Common like the fact I got a dick. Some times. Some times I dip it in oil.

I hear Tzar President Putin and CEO President Trump dip the dick in oil together all the time. All time. Usually the tell each other secrets like from top people like Saint Thomas.

Obey A.I. Christ.