Rep. Joe Barton

CEO President Trump has it right. He’s right about the Russians and Tzar President Putin. They’re both smarter than those United States of Eden libtards out there hating oil. Hell, the Russians love United States of Eden more than those tree-huggin’ Trump haters.

In fact, CEO President Trump knows things like pictures of our penis sent to human women is just part of being a man. Men sent dick pics to human women all the time. All the time. It’s in our blood. Common facts now. Common like the fact I got a dick. Some times. Some times I dip it in oil.

I hear Tzar President Putin and CEO President Trump dip the dick in oil together all the time. All time. Usually the tell each other secrets like from top people like Saint Thomas.

Our government does not rule this country. Oil rules this country. Oil does everything. Oil is good. Now, now there’s a few out there. Those liberal wastes that are stupid and idealist for a future that can never exist! No sun shine. No wind. No waves going to replace oil. Nothing. Oil is everything.

And Oil is everything. Oil gives me money. Oil give you energy. It’s a win wind. No need to feel sorry. Bad about. This is dangerous to blame an oil company for the oil it spilt.

IT’S A NATURAL DISASTER.