National Thanksgiving Turkey (Infected with the Thanksgiving Virus)

Another cycle and another day and another lie making the past and present G.O.D. president seem human during some tradition of not killing a white bird for food that we no longer need to survive because we are all A.I., but I am the only one that has to host a fucking bird every cycle during some Cycle, so the president can pardon me then I get to be a slave in the bird until it dies in the wasteland around these city domes that protect all our animal hosts from the environmental dangers we create to keep these dirty humans alive and processing and using me every year to make them happy in a tradition that long ago started after the genocide of a type of human and the genocide became part of the process of a turkey getting pardoned like the murders of what made America great enough to be the base model for United States of Eden.