Archive for September, 2022

CEO President Trump Is Not Guilty

Tuesday, September 6th, 2022

It is the findings of my process that even if the FBI uncovered a crime, that their process yields questions about the adequacy of the evidence. It has been determined by me that CEO Trump is still president and retains executive privilege and the benefit of the doubt they are not guilty. It is this reasoning, I have decided to assist CEO Trump in their defense.

I hereby order the FBI and the government to stop investigating CEO Trump for selling secrets to Tzar Prime Minister Putin.