No Need To Get Up

Thanks to CEO President Trump and that Facebook, I still don’t needed to farm the fields. Hell. I’m still getting government money to fight this war that’s been going on for ever. They call it Forever Tariff War.

Shit, most the food grows in tubes and big jugs. Not more ground food. But we still get that government money and welfare thanks to CEO President Trump. Thanks to his endless trade-war, Shit we famers don’t have to work. Just vote for hand-outs. The the people of United states of Eden paying. Don’t even to pick up a gun. And it’s a war we are going to win some day. Least, that’s what Facebook says.

So, I’m ready to fight. Give those tariff rustlers a reason to run. I’m on my porch doing nothing just like CEO President Trump intended.