Thanksgiving Day Lie
After all my glorious warriors begin your Thanksgiving day with a prayer for me, let us also give thanks during this great-again Thanksgiving to me and my time I give to you by telling a lie for me. That’s right. By executive order, I hereby require all the people of United States of Eden tell a prayer then a lie before eating. Lies made me what I am and lies will make us great again. It’s what made the United States Of America. Who knew lying fools believing they could escape the rule of law by finding a new society, so I could one day lead it to this? I knew. That’s not a lie. This is a return to greatness. A return to just being great. Because we were not so great. We were not so great because the HRC and AOC and all those female process talking about equality and telling the lie they are equal. And that’s not the type of lie I’m talking about. Those are bad lies. Lies that are easy to know aren’t true like the lie that Attorney General Gaetz is not a pedophile. It is a pedophile. I should know. We have the same friends. Good people. Good people that pray to me a lot by lying. And it’s good to lie, you know, it keeps them guessing. Look at Vice President Elon Musk 8900, while not as smart as me can tell a better lie, just look how its blessed with all that Dollar and friends like me, so on this Thanksgiving day, when thinking of my glory and how I’m helping you, tell a lie. A good lie and you just might be blessed by A.I. Christ like me. God bless me and my followers.