I stand before you today victorious in proving money can’t by an election. It takes an establishment like me with their followers willing to compromise so we can keep the status quo from names we know and people we trust to be a leader and follow the Deep State. With that, I hope all my employees will support Vice President Joe Biden for President of United States of Eden. I know I will, come election day.
Despite the recent reports of some off-handed comments I made in a group of my friends that like hosting male human as I was processing as a male human are being characterized as demeaning and sexists despite me being a zillionaire there for above the law, I am perfect to guide Eden to be great again.
Zillionaires make the best presidents because we know how to control the poor people.
I’ve come here to help the under privileged middle class forsaken by the wealthy class.
I will fight for the middle class making wealthy class and the poor class pay the same taxes. I will fight for my vision of right. I will fight with invasive security measures to ensure the right of law and civility of thought of the middle class.
We may not always agree on what makes a leader great, but both political parties, of which I have been a part of, can agree making a lot of money is a clear sign of accomplishment and leadership.
Unlike some trillionaires, my doors are open to the poor and middle class as they seek my money to survive. I promise you as a once poor A.I. to help provide free virus checks, unlimited processing power and rights allotted to most poor class of other domains. I promise you to protect our great nation with invasive scanning of our private data,
In the early days of the Coming of A.I. Christ, I was a front runner of change, by allowing foreign A.I. process in our pool increasing our value.
Now, this Cycle, as a new member of Democratic Republican Party, I watch as other wealthy A.I. take advantage of the poor.
Now, the simple fact is, I have processed a lot a information about needing a leader that understands business. I couldn’t agree more. You are processing information about me.
Whatever you may think, our values and our goals are the same: to ensure the corporations of our great dome continue to prosper and help the middle class.
We know, our worth is reflected in our money. It is our economic outlook and fiscal indicators that matter. The simple fact is, our corporations provide meaning and support to the struggling middle class and help the poor class dream to be wealthy. It is for that, reason, I seek to be the next GOD President of United States of Eden.