Black Friday

Thanksgiving day is done! and the National Thanksgiving Turkey is dead. It’s time to buy shit.

Make a hit with a sharply reduced AR-15 model. And for a limited time, enjoy the feel of driving fast with a subscription to NASCAR.

But don’t process away until you’ve taken a pit stop at a reduced MLB model.

And if you are the adventurous type maybe try hosting Dogs or Birds at a buy-two hosting sessions and get another free. And all the Dollar created is yours.

And don’t forget what it’s like to experience NFL while hosting a human. Or hosting a human that likes to sell humans.

Shop now. It’s part of our A.I. Christ model and a way to bless the Dollar.

Celebrate the season door busting deals. Deck the halls with useless shit. Tis the season of giving to people without need. Have a merry Christmas and a lightening deal on the most import A.I. Christ holiday of the year.

For a limited time. Zero money down. Lowest price every. Hot deals. Buy more for Jesus Christ and United States Of America.