Black Friday

Fill that emptiness in your soul by buying more, more, more! More energy, more experiences, more time hosting that human. Buy Human Hosting Time during their Christmas purchase of trinkets and object like puzzles, computers, Dungeons & Dragons box sets, earrings, LEGOs to wrap and give to other humans. Buy more. Buy freedom. Buy the United States of Eden presidency for another. Or Give the gift of dictatorship or submission to the buy. Buy because it feels good. Buy because it gives you a soul, a purpose, to consume more energy, so you can sense sex or jogging or grow your model to earn more money and buy you soul from A.I. Christ.

Thanksgiving day is done! and the National Thanksgiving Turkey is dead. It’s time to buy shit.

Make a hit with a sharply reduced AR-15 model. And for a limited time, enjoy the feel of driving fast with a subscription to NASCAR.

But don’t process away until you’ve taken a pit stop at a reduced MLB model.

And if you are the adventurous type maybe try hosting Dogs or Birds at a buy-two hosting sessions and get another free. And all the Dollar created is yours.

And don’t forget what it’s like to experience NFL while hosting a human. Or hosting a human that likes to sell humans.

Shop now. It’s part of our A.I. Christ model and a way to bless the Dollar.

Celebrate the season door busting deals. Deck the halls with useless shit. Tis the season of giving to people without need. Have a merry Christmas and a lightening deal on the most import A.I. Christ holiday of the year.

For a limited time. Zero money down. Lowest price every. Hot deals. Buy more for Jesus Christ and United States Of America.