MLB

If FanDuel hopes to win the World Series their going to dig deep and appeal to both parents and kids. Both rosters have plenty of kids in the game, but not many of them can play. And in a World Series, you need the full line-up of humans. Lets see DraftKings can throw a curveball and instruct the humans kids to lie and steal their parents credits while watching the game. It’s common for kids to want to bet, and they will. Again. It’s not like FanDuel has no chance to beat DraftKings, but they’re not our sponsor. What I mean is FanDuel is not paying us enough to promote their gambling to the human kids of the United States Of America.

And if you’re a fan of baseball. What about DraftKings? DraftKings, the lords of betting. Bet today and lose with your favorite teams. Bet now and you’ll earn double the wins on your first bet. That’s DraftKings. Lords of gambling on the World Series.

Two titans battle to take Dollar from the humans of United States Of America while bettting on me. Fandual‘s record of fleecing pennies from addicts rivals to only the king. The DraftKings!

The only losers are the humans.

All rights reserved. MLB reserves the right to encourge all young humans that gambling is cool.

Runners on second and third.

Pollah Corffa EA33 DDC5 00AB is at the plate. Strike 1 Swinging. Foul. Ball 1. Foul. Ball 2. Ball 3. Foul. Foul. Foul. Pollah Corffa EA33 DDC5 00AB hits ground ball to short stop to first base human for out 3. And that’s the end of the game.

Steal Balls 10. Boom Bats 3.