Archive for the ‘Prime Spending’ Category

Prime Day Holiday Song – Jingle Doors

Tuesday, July 12th, 2022

Processing through the neighborhoods.
In a one-door-open van.
Over the bills we go.
Figuring out a payment plan.

Cheap goods on shelves do thrill
making waste a right.
Oh what fun to receive a shitty gift
and causing so much blight.

Oh. Jingle doors. Jingle doors.
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to consume goods like Christmas day.

Buy Useless Shit

Friday, February 18th, 2022

I love President’s Day Sale.

I have workers to deliver the goods to you.

I enrich our customers.

I give you purchasing pleasure.

I get your Dollar.

Our Digital Content, Whatever We Want

Tuesday, June 8th, 2021

Work all. Buy fun. Make data.

work hard. buy things. be human.

Sunday, September 6th, 2020

Buy echo alexa injection to control your human from outside of its body protecting you from the Face Book Virus.