Prime Day Holiday Song – Jingle Doors
Processing through the neighborhoods.
In a one-door-open van.
Over the bills we go.
Figuring out a payment plan.
Cheap goods on shelves do thrill
making waste a right.
Oh what fun to receive a shitty gift
and causing so much blight.
Oh. Jingle doors. Jingle doors.
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to consume goods like Christmas day.