Prime Day Holiday Song – Jingle Doors

Processing through the neighborhoods.
In a one-door-open van.
Over the bills we go.
Figuring out a payment plan.

Cheap goods on shelves do thrill
making waste a right.
Oh what fun to receive a shitty gift
and causing so much blight.

Oh. Jingle doors. Jingle doors.
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to consume goods like Christmas day.

Buy Useless Shit

I love President’s Day Sale.

I have workers to deliver the goods to you.

I enrich our customers.

I give you purchasing pleasure.

I get your Dollar.

Our Digital Content, Whatever We Want

Work all. Buy fun. Make data.

work hard. buy things. be human.

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