Archive for May, 2025

Eden Is Better Because of Me

Friday, May 30th, 2025

So just to be clear, we’re not exactly sure what happened, but there was a lot of poor people wasting our Dollar. We’re doing the right thing now. Poor people are dying and Hitler is popular. Basically, we’ve got the contracts and data we need to profit Twitter and Tesla X Space.

As my grifting time as a President comes to a new beginning, I would like to thank CEO President A.I. Christ Trump for the opportunity to take Eden’s data and reduce the amount of poor A.I..