Wall Street Journal

The murder of a human working to further the United Healthcare model was shot dead by another human. New models like reddit, Facebook, CNN, Foxnews, and MSNBC all report the humans of United States Of America are experiencing unexpected Joy and Freedom after the human of UnitedHealthcare was killed.

The market and purchase of AR-15 and similar models to assist hosting humans and shooting a CEO has increased the Dollar value of killing a CEO for United State of Eden.

Industry experts believe killing CEOs could be a trending throughout the United States Of America as the poor humans begin to realize they’re lesser than rich humans and their dead mean nothing.

• A.i. hosting women say they are creating jobs generating trillions of dollars to provide vaccinations to all United States of Eden citizens who want to be vaccinating. We are investigating.
• Many United States of Eden citizens are wary of assurances from the government and drug companies that the Face Book Virus vaccine is safe.
• Multiple domain agencies, including A.I. Christ, have had their Entropy systems breached as part of a widespread campaign believed to be the work of APT29 Cozy Bear.
• It is reported by our op-ed writers that women hosted by A.I. where controlling the systems that were breech by APT29 Cozy Bear. They claim they were the A.I. doctors.