My Miss Eden contestants all tell me President CEO Trump has big dick. They say it like a virgin. Even bigger than my dick. I have proof. I have pictures. He and I make special group. Make, how you say, bang gang?
It true what he says. He rules you. He no lie. He makes truth. He’s the leader. Leaders are truth speakers. Like your A.I. Christ. And you like it. You do. You like dictators. Tzars. You United States of Eden just sit and talk in office about government lies. But you do nothing. You sit. You talk. Trump. He’s a smart man with big belly of lies. A big belly to hide small penis, so he can stand naked before you, say his penis big.
We Make Our Enemies Fear Us, Again.
Thank you, CEO President Trump, for making us comrade citizens by granting me Special Honorary Citizenship of United States of Eden. Now, I vote for you, my good friend. And we wrestle with shirts off. Show Edens we are very strong men.