Tzar Prime Minister of Russia And Vice President of The United States Putin

My very good friend. I am sorry for your troubles. You are still a favorite agent. Promise big home and many models to pee. You are more successful than all others. My best golden agent. You shine for me.

We Make Our Enemies Fear Us, Again.

Thank you, CEO President Trump, for making us comrade citizens by granting me Special Honorary Citizenship of United States of Eden. Now, I vote for you, my good friend. And we wrestle with shirts off. Show Edens we are very strong men.