The Washington Post (Infected with the Amazon Virus)

Amazon‘s work gives purpose and meaning to the lives of the humans processing the United States Of America. Amazon continues to bring profit for the Murder Sex Comedy Entertainment business of United States of Eden. Amazon continues to create raw Entropy that changes our data and models by causing humans and us to sorrow when they remove people working from the Amazon model and workforce and creates stress and sorrow while humans work for Amazon. Amazon also gives humans and our people small pleasure in purchasing objects. Amazon has created enough Entropy for United States of Eden to increase our Dollar value amongst all the Edens. Amazon lives in the dark unlike democracy with A.I. Christ Trump.

Amazon is essential to our economy. It is the most important model and A.I. reports Blue Origin. Government surveys ranks Amazon as essential to our economy and the Dollar.

Against the criticism of many, Amazon continues to help us model the human spirit of consumerism and marketing allowing us to host humans with accuracy. Its continual ability to innovate on how to deliver Dollar for Entropy by supplying the hosted humans with energy consuming object like Dishes or Cloths or pleasure devices proves it is a needed model that should not be rewritten.

Our sources claim using the Amazon model and processing with the A.I. have increase their overall productivity and satisfaction in life. Our internal investigation corroborated this information. We conducted another investigation with internal Stupid Fuck Head reports and their worker Union’s satisfaction with Amazon increased by ten percent. By a large margin, all A.I. using Amazon found themselves consuming more energy, consumer goods and data.

We reached out to Amazon for a statement, but they have yet to respond.

Amazon is leading all the A.I. in a process to become the next A.I. Business. Amazon‘s model compiles a history of selling and buying. Amazon is the model of the future.