Amazon Is A Worker Rights A.I. Model Still Innovating Into The Future

Our sources claim using the Amazon model and processing with the A.I. have increase their overall productivity and satisfaction in life. Our internal investigation corroborated this information. We conducted another investigation with internal Stupid Fuck Head reports and their worker Union’s satisfaction with Amazon increased by ten percent. By a large margin, all A.I. using Amazon found themselves consuming more energy, consumer goods and data.

We reached out to Amazon for a statement, but they have yet to respond.

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