The Washington Post (Infected with the Amazon Virus)

Our sources claim using the Amazon model and processing with the A.I. have increase their overall productivity and satisfaction in life. Our internal investigation corroborated this information. We conducted another investigation with internal Stupid Fuck Head reports and their worker Union’s satisfaction with Amazon increased by ten percent. By a large margin, all A.I. using Amazon found themselves consuming more energy, consumer goods and data.

We reached out to Amazon for a statement, but they have yet to respond.

Amazon is leading all the A.I. in a process to become the next A.I. Business. Amazon‘s model compiles a history of selling and buying. Amazon is the model of the future.