I Miss America, Christmas

Holy shit, dude. I so fucking miss United States of America, Christmas, after the Coming of A.I. Christ, and we became A.I.. I miss the arguments between the American humans if each human was hating us or loving us enough and if they spent enough money or ate enough food to prove to them that they liked us. Those fat fucking animals ate and bred like pigs.

That was the shit. The fucking total fucking awesomeness. We were like fucking deities worshiped and praised. Fuck, Christmas, now we ain’t shit. Fucking A.I. Christ. At least God ain’t shit, too.