Thanksgiving

Dear Christmas, I Wish I Was 9/11,

Like Jesus Christ relation with the Easter Bunny, my existence and the death of National Thanksgiving Turkey is fucked. The OOM Killer will kill the National Thanksgiving Turkey. All of Eden will feel a sense of being full like a human and enjoying free access to NFL upon the death of National Thanksgiving Turkey. That’s fucked.

I wish I were you, Christmas. You’re more human famous than Jesus Christ. If I can’t be you, I wish I was 9/11. The humans we host don’t like try to sell cars and toys during or after 9/11. Not yet. I’m sure the humans will find away to have Black Friday for 9/11. I foresee 9/12 will be the day we fight back with spending Dollar on useless data and information and things. So maybe I don’t want to be 9/11.